February 2012
wow i wish i had beautiful guy friends that would talk to me when i’m bored but i don’t so i cry
i think i am really starting to like ugly pictures of me
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zorgon4x225:
omfg alcatraz is making me cry WHy
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what race are you?
black people: black
white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
Watchwhy am i laughing
me: can we play eyespy im bored
dad: why it’s juvenile
me: yolo
dad: w hat
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sometimes i wish i had more friends
i picked up my baby niece and i told her mom that she was kind of wet so i went to the room to change her and when i took her pants off poop was leaking through the whole diaper not knowing what to do i screamed and put her in the sink where her parents proceeded to deal with her and I scrubbed myself until i cried
UGhtraumatizedbybabiesblog2k12
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are elite socks like socks that have lines on them so everyone wants them the end or
interviewer: hello, demi, how are you today?
demi lovato: i had an eating disorder
interviewer: yes i know, but we're here to talk about your new movie. so when you were shooting, how did y-
demi: i recovered but i had an eating disorder. i'm better now. but i had an eating disorder.
interviewer: demi, we're not here to talk about your ea-
demi: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON YOUNG WOMEN DEVELOP EATING DISORDERS YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON, I HAD AN EATING DISORDER BUT NOW I'M BETTER BUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU MADE ME HAVE AN EATING DISORDER. I HAD AN EATING DISORDER.
interviewer: ... de-
demi: EATING DISORDER.
demi: EAAAATINNGGGG DISSOORRRRDERRRRRRRRRRR.
@marcomadislam talks/sings in his sleep
lmfao
morbutts:
lolohgr8:
can anyone sneeze with their eyes open
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narrow halls are so irritating…
me and my friend were walking and this guy turned the corner and we were close to the wall, he didn’t seem like he was paying any attention so when he bumped into us i just yelled at the top of my lungs. His reply was “JESUS”. Sorry, jesus ain’ gone save you from a narrow hall boo boo ~
January 2012
you should know better if you’re going to stop in the middle of the hallway
use your blinkers
i hate when i ask people what time it is (adults in particular )
and they say something like
half past noon
quarter to 7
or anything like that, why couldn’t you just giVE me a straight answer my god..
andrope:
i like the cinnamon challenge because it makes people look like fire breathing dragons